I wrote this post a few weeks ago and forgot to post it. Enjoy.
A word on the book of face.
Sometimes when I'm sitting at work I'll be doing something and all of the sudden I'll notice a new e-mail, and I'll dash to open the g-mail tab to find out who sent me an e-mail. Between the time I see that someone has e-mailed me and the moment I find out who sent me a message I think, I wonder if it's from facebook, oh I hope it's from facebook and someone has written on my wall...or maybe it's a friend request, but I don't get those too often so it's probably not. Then I think, ok Tyler, calm down and prepare yourself from something lame like...not from facebook. Then when it's not from facebook, I resume what I was doing on facebook.
I'm so pathetic.
I got really excited around spring break time because I knew people would post their obligatory spring break photo albums on facebook. Most of these albums are pretty standard, beach stuff, a camping trip, maybe the occasional cruise, but I don't care. I need to be reminded that others had a spring break. I'm not really even that jealous, but I have to see those damn pictures. You went to the beach, but never went outside because you played beer pong all week long in a friends parent's beach house? I need to see those. You went out to dinner for seafood? I like seafood, and watching you eat it. You dug a hole at the beach and got in it? Must see FB. Am I a stalker? Yes. End of story.
You might have already seen this you tube video about facebook, but if not, or if you want to watch it again, which you should, check it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHi-ZcvFV_0
"confirm, confirm, confirm, confirm"
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